Flesh Ring

The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.

woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"

other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?

by btdtt2xover September 20, 2010

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs July 5, 2010

Ganja Rings

When someone who is high blows the smoke out of their mouth in the shape of rings

Adam:I heard aboriginees blew smoke rings

Dave:well then chuck must be an aboriginee because look at all the ganja rings he's blowwing

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010

ring rivets

A bad case of piles.

"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"

by mbkid23 September 13, 2008

ring ringer

An Individual Who Licks An Anal Ring After A Bowel Movement!

Leslie Is The Head Ring Ringer!

by JimM July 14, 2014

Ring rage

Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.

Richard encountered extreme ring rage after a night of beer and "the hottest curry you can make".

by Ring rage January 10, 2016

Ring of fire

A ring of fire is typically A shit that burns your asswhole as it comes out. It is a usual occurrence for western people after the consuming of spicy food. The ring of fire is a shit that is 100 degrees celcius ( give or take a few degrees). Many say that ' it feels like a carpet burn inside you asswhole'. A ring of fire commonly occurs after eating Taco Bell or going to a traditional Indian restaurant.

The Taco Bell gave me a Ring of fire that consisted for 3 days and and burned my ass

by Dr Shlock ma bum whole August 22, 2017