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paintballing

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.
mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."
by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007
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Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
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airsoft vs paintball

A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball

Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other

Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns

Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks

Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet

Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin

Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 4, 2011
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Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011
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having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.
Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.
by the cam September 21, 2005
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printer

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
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scrapin' the paint can

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."
by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006
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