by MeeMMachine November 2, 2016
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by Wallacé December 4, 2016
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by Donnie Primetime January 25, 2017
Get the prime-jitsu mug.When a female swings from a pre-designated height, into the genitalia of her male partner. Usually of African descent, a scream or holler may be included.
"Dude, where were you last night?" "Sorry man I was with my girl. She pulled the primal swing and we were screaming all night long."
by Daddydankmemes June 21, 2017
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Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
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Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
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