presta

a cute baddie who wears brandy melville and has a 10/10 body

Is that a presta over there? Damn i gotta get her number!

by kjpd April 17, 2025

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025

Pretard

A retard whom was very likely conceived of precum.

Man 1: "Bob, you're such a pretard."
Man 2: "abwd... awjs!! hejahes...!!!"

by Noirxire September 5, 2025

Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.

Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.

by Doczr October 7, 2025

PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

Pretard

A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.

*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?

*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn

by anonymous November 27, 2025