Be true, Poser! 

Phrase: Often used by people when commenting to one such as a poser in a certain subcultures. See Scene

Highly ironic, posers are not true. Use sarcastically.

Catch phrase of Casey C.

Local show, girl spots random scene kid.
Scene kid: Oh I'm so bloody original..
Girl: Be true, poser!

Be true, Poser! by CherryDoom March 31, 2005

double poser 

A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.

"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"

double poser by Buck Futt April 21, 2010

emo poser 

1. Someone who tries their hardest to fit every emo stereotype just to be called emo. They pretend to like "emo" bands and styles because they think it makes them look cool.

2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos.

3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.

emo poser: everyone look at me! i cut myself! i'm totally emo! i'm the most emo kid on the planet! Look how emo I dress.

person: uh.. sure...

emo poser by cheese pastry February 20, 2011

Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.

Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."

Post Secret Poser by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

non-poser-ness 

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

non-poser-ness by panwaffles January 9, 2010

Smoothie poser 

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

Smoothie poser by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

Drysuit Poser 

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

Drysuit Poser by A real paddler May 28, 2018