Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.

(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.

by JashHash July 19, 2018

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Plan N

All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.

"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

plan b it

To secret something in your rectal cavity.

When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"

by rodroddy April 17, 2014

Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021

Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.

She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.

by ShamelessGrace November 6, 2022

L.A. plans

Social or business plans of any level of specificity (including an event with a set time, day, & location) made in, around, or in the spirit of, the city of Los Angeles wherein one or all parties have no intention of following through.

Let's go to Korean BBQ tomorrow. I made L.A. plans with Katie so I'm basically free all day.

by mirandac May 8, 2024