Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Rick Perry Party

The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.

1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"

2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"

by Unknownfrito August 11, 2011

ISU party anthem

A complete an utter embarrassing video attempting to portray the "ISU lifestyle." It is an embarrassing rendition of kids trying to be "college." What's really impressive is how the video on youtube filters out comments so that only the positive ones are displayed. I the guys who made the video are that cool they wouldn't have to filter out the negative comments. I hope for the sake of men everywhere the video is removed because its THAT embarrassing.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard that ISU party anthem yet?
Guy 2: Yeah I lost my manhood just by watching it!
Guy 3: Hey at least we go to ISU so were all jag offs anyways!

by Adam OMalley May 4, 2011

Band party

Anytime "band nerds" or "band geeks", congregate somewhere to chill, hang out, and prove that, of course, it's only the people who aren't in band that aren't cool.

1) They had a band party that weekend, following the big game.

by killerfiller February 27, 2006

Cruelty Party

when three or more girls take advantage of a guy

Guy 1: Dude, I just had the wildest sex with Jessica, Lauren, Lacey and Meghan!

Guy 2: You mean they had a Cruelty Party?!

Guy 1: Yeah! They fucked the hell out of me! It was nice!

by LadyWendi June 2, 2011

post-party depression

the low you hit after a great party

dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression

by kitty!! December 27, 2009

stag party

A party for men only, or one suited for men.

Yo, let's ditch this place and check out the stag party down the street, there's more booze!

by Adumreb September 21, 2005