Draft Pick 

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

Draft Pick by MrZero August 25, 2010

fruity pick 

The act of using homosexual endeavors to phase an opponent in an organized sport. To be done properly the fruity pick must be done on a heterosexual, and preformed in an agressive manner to throw you foe into a fit of disgust. Physical contact is must, and as a secondary measure, homosexual verbal cues can also be used.

"Rob whats your deal! u cant get anything done out their!"
"Man Gianmarco has been pullin' fruity picks all game! LOOK! LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT ME!"

fruity pick by yesitisesta September 13, 2008

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

go pick 

go pick (cotton)

an offensive thing to say and a racist joke towards black people. does not need to be said to a black person

person 1: *stupid shit*
person 2: shut up bro, go pick

go pick by hoppingtheriogrande April 21, 2022

Biggest pick me girl 

Giana Nasisi. Thats it.

sarah: “whos the biggest pick me girl?”
rory: giana nasisi

Biggest pick me girl by notsaying123 June 29, 2021

MILF Pick 

The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).

Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?

MILF Pick by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009