Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

by drix August 23, 2006

pervtard

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.

Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.

by FactRzerO November 17, 2003

Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.

Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!

by lespaul166 July 11, 2011

Perdu

When something bad happens but you don't have an etiquette response. Draws from French word.

You- "I lost my keys"
Me-"Perdu"

by TimUrban March 3, 2019

indoor percussion

A way of surviving after marching band season is over.

Man, if it wasn't for indoor percussion after marching band, I would die of boredom.

by a Mystic's Dream December 23, 2009

2002 person

a 2002 person is the best person to be around.

outgoing,smart,fun,funny as hell

if you were born in 2002, you are the best person to be around!

wow, shes\hes so down to earth.

yeah! because shes\hes a 2002 person

by imjustwaitingfortheworldtoend February 6, 2020

chocolate periscope

When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.

Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!

What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!

No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...

Duuuude that's awesome!!

by minuccp February 20, 2011