Packers

The best football team to ever wear yellow spandex! Also known as the winners of the super bowl in 2011!

You here about the packers? They have fans that wear cheeseheads!

by Secret1995 February 24, 2011

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

Packers

A really dumb NFL team with micro penis fans

Your so stupid I bet your a packers fan

by Bat many people and then you c January 15, 2017

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005