Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."

by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019

Septic Plume

Flatulence

After a night of binge drinking Dos Dquis, Papa Nate’s bedroom reeked of septic plume.

by Papa Nate February 23, 2019

Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019

Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019

Freddie Plumridge

An absolute nonce, if seen near your local school feel free to tackle him, however this will be challenging as he is a rather large individual.

Oy, it’s that nonce Freddie Plumridge

by Sex king4206942069 December 24, 2019

Sticky Plumbing

When you cum in the sink till it clogs and overflows like a spunk shower

Hey bro how's it going I came in your sink

Bro you better be careful or we'll get some sticky plumbing

by Big Chazza October 5, 2020

sweetest plumb

Absolutely level on a wall.. Aka God in Masonic terms. Perpendicular to level on any plane connected to it.

Tony the tiler was always searching for it in vertical concrete walls. The map to the grail. Level off the wall, sweetest plumb.
Bob the Glazier saw God once in his protégé Pat the future Mason's shower.
He measured twice and said I can't believe it perfectly plumb. Omg I get to cut a glass door square once for Gods sake.

by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022