Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 October 18, 2015

wet platypus

A variation of the rusty trombone, but the guy has diarrhea and shits in the girls mouth and overflows all over her face.. then he cums all over her

i wet platypused your girl last night

by vincent333 December 14, 2007

sloppy platypus

It's the sex position that get's every time.

guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!

by cococococococoocococo January 23, 2012

plate

Something flat that you can't live in. You can eat on it or just look at it. It's not nice to throw a plate on someone you like. But it's okey to throw it on someone you don't like.

A plate is often smaller than an elephant.

Don't bite on that plate dear, it will leave marks!

Do you remember Abigail from Boston, her cat looks just like a plate.

My plate rocks.

by KingCarex February 4, 2010

platypus

well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well

davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus

by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) June 29, 2008

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

Hot Plate

Baseball term coined by a young woman in Twin Falls, ID, on July 6, 2011. Recognizing a need during a NY Yankees game for a term describing a runner on both 2nd and 3rd bases, "Hot Plate" was born. Disregarding the objections and mocking of the Hansen High School Pickle Ball Champion of 1994, this amazing young woman preserved to bring you the latest in baseball history. Spread it.

Announcer: "Oh man folks, we could head into extra innings- we've got a Hot Plate on our hands!"

by ESwD July 7, 2011