i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis)'s definitions

platypus

well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well

davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus

by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) June 29, 2008