puncil

Ghetto term for a pencil.

Sup homes wanna puncil fight

by exzactly June 11, 2006

dropping pencils

when something is very awkward or embarrassing.

girl 1: when i found out i had a 'kick me' note stuck to my back i was dropping pencils everywhere.

girl2: yeah that was a pencil-dropping moment.

by weirdo78 March 24, 2011

penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

by figleaf December 13, 2006

all pencils down

the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision

Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."

by Myster_E April 29, 2013

penciventilation

the blowing off the end of a pencil after shaprpining

i use penciventilation to clean my pencil.

by grace Garlough December 18, 2005

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

penicles

penis and testicles together--from the ancient and little known Greek god "Penicles" (pronounced peena cleez') who was the god of male genitalia a very early forerunner and inspiration to Freud who connected everything with sex

My penicles were itching and I couldn't find any baby powder.

by Bill Jackson July 25, 2006