Penetrationship

A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.

Matt can't come to the movies tonight, he's too committed to his penetrationship.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.

Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014

Penny Trait

A secreting copper toned pecker that only cums out in the a.m. and penny traits all pulsating caverns on sight no genitals are discriminated on

Todd and destiny went to a pimp and ho party in late Vegas and got their penny trait on after hours at a LGBTQ party they decided not to tell rich or black dog and keep it on the low

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

the pen15 club

A club that can only be joined by writing "I love Pen15" on your forearm.

Person 1: Hey! Are you in the club?
Person 2: What club?
Person 1: The pen15 club!
Person 2: Cool! How do I join?
Person 1: Just write "I love Pen15" in your arm!
Person 2: *Writes* Oh shit.

by The Snick-Snack March 2, 2014

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Pennsylvania

A state that takes 5 hours to drive across if there's no construction, which means that it never takes less than 10 hours to drive through. Contains towns with names such as Paint, Tree, Elm, Intercourse, and Frackville. The scenery is quite nice, but very repetitive.

One time, google maps re-routed me off of Pennsylvania highway 81 because of construction. I wound up lost at a mountaintop mall in a town called Frackville.

by youthCulture July 28, 2015