Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010

rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

detective board thingy

the board that has push pins and red string. it is commonly used in context with detectives and stuff.

I saw them use a detective board thingy on the show "Blue Bloods".

by slay... i guess December 28, 2023

throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Boarding

When two men take a urethral sounder and the first male inserts it halfway in his penis then shoves the other half into the second males penis before both ejaculating.

My eyes will never be the same after I stumbled into a sex party of a bu ch of dudes boarding.

by Cripplelad April 9, 2024

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021