by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010
Get the è nature mug.Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?
Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011
Get the Nature's Bidet mug.ex 1: It is natural to favor your own kind!
ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring
ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring
by olololololols March 11, 2022
Get the Natural mug.Nature is not mother nature any more than it is father nature. These are names people gave nature, not names nature gave itself. Really nature is both male life forms and female life forms.
Nature is just nature.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
Get the Nature mug.Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
Get the Nature abwhores a vacuum mug.1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022
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