Homework

HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

Homework

You go to fucking school for 7 hours. Your fucking evil teacher gives you work to do at home. The teacher doesn't give a fuck about the work she assigned you the next day. A fucking waste of time.

My teacher, satan in disguise, assigned me homework cuz she's evil and wants to waste my fucking time. fml.

by Uroq May 2, 2017

Homework

1) An after-school assignment, typically used as a method of torture legal in every part of the world.
2) A violation of the 8th amendment
3) The second worst thing the Germans have done. (Yes, Germans introduced modern homework to the U.S., not the Italians)
4) A common way of starting small talk
5) An excuse to go over to a girl's house (and do anything but homework, usually bang)

Person 1: Hey, do you need help with the homework
Person 2: Sure ;)

by AngeryItalianDud December 19, 2021

Homework

A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school

Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

homework

A task that is given to you after a specific class

You will be given a 2000 word essay as for homework due by next week

by Furmmy654 December 6, 2018

Homework

I hope it will rot in hell

Person 1: Did you hear that we had homework today
Person 2: *jumps off a cliff*

by Thatmadperson January 14, 2021

Homework

Homework is a combination of emotions - such as rage, pain, general sadness, fatigue, tiredness, and the need to slack off.

"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm Homework"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, rage, pain, sadness, and lust."

by Old Wise One. November 28, 2022