A stay at home Dad that honestly forgot he has the balls in the house and starts to behave like he has a vagina in his pants!
by RightOnThen November 14, 2010
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by Partridge May 17, 2006
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The one part on a woman's breast that is forbidden from exposing in American public for fear that it will damage childrens minds forevor once exposed. Men can show their nipples but women go to jail for showing theirs.
Officer: "Young lady, I'm afraid you're under arrest for indecent exposure"
Lady: "What?"
Officer: "You're showing your nipple"
Lady: "What?"
Officer: "You're showing your nipple"
by NipplesForevor January 2, 2009
Get the nipple mug.Nipple Polishing happens right after you get out of any source of water ( Bath, pool, sea, lake etc.) and you feel the cold/freezing air/wind, what makes your nipples become stiff and solid.
When I got out of the pool, the cold wind made my nipples polished. That was a great Nipple Polishing!!!
by Alex D.(evil) December 23, 2008
Get the Nipple Polishing mug.An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”
Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”
Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”
Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
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