Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.

Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.

by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020

murph

buff or strong

I'm going to the gym so I can get murph.

by realkanaka808 June 26, 2020

Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.

Murph is my best friend.

by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020

Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face

When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode

by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020

murph

it is what a popular youtube video, know as " seal saying egg ( captioned ) " has in it

egg, fish, lick, murph, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yeetith and yeet September 21, 2020

morphadildo

A dildo on 1 side and a flesh light on the other side its very pointless and you might as well just fuck a girl with a condom

"Ay girl you ready to come over? I'll bring my morphadildo over and we can get it on!"

by Boiledpeanut September 24, 2020