mormon internet

when a mormon’s internet lags while gaming

*mormon lags in game*

mormon’s friends : MORMON INTERNET

by conr__ November 14, 2025

mormon lesbian

a girl who hates men and is gay

“stacy is a mormon lesbian because she is done with men 4l!”

by p stacy November 20, 2025

sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.

Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"

by kevmosis September 8, 2009

dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

flying mormon

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

by Red it December 12, 2016

Bergs Mörlunda

Bergs Mörlunda is a company in sweden and its super popular it is like KFC or McDonalds bur it sell Wood planks

I’m going to bergs mörlunda to get some planks for the tree house

by Kukmannen January 24, 2018

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018