moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

moise pierre

Moise Pierre is a great guy usually of Caribbean or hispanic or French origin. He smells great all the time and is a hella fly dresser. You know you met a moise pierre because of his charm or how much he makes you laugh or makes friends easily.

Boi: Wow that guy is so funny and I just met him.

Girl: He must be a moise pierre

by Jaethedon March 7, 2017

Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.

by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017

miskus

A pervert that looks at girls and stares at there butts. A miskus could be a teacher or a dad of many daughters.

Ew get away from mr.miskus

by Avacodo May 13, 2017

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

moistboi

An otter

"Hey, look at that moistboi over there"

by ViddyOtt June 16, 2017

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 9, 2017