Monkey Shot

When u cum in ur hand and throw it at the person your were fucking

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009

Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

Mickey Dip

The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.

John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?

Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.

by ss77 May 16, 2011

Mickey Chew

Considered God by some, Micheal "Mickey" chew, hereafter referred as "Chew" is considered to be God of his world (Classroom) where you mustn't say filthy thing's related to sexual intercourse before college and marriage, drugs or alcohol, or say things that are filthy. He is most well known for his hatred of the "Groves" where filthy things happen. if you would like to know more Please go to chewdiaism . com and read the "Chewda" (the Chewdists bible) Chew is also running for President of the United States of America in 2020 his slogan is "Keep America out of the groves"

Mickey Chew: God like man. Wow you Clapped your girlfriend, I'm telling Mr.Chew! Mickey, I did something filthy! Chew for president 2020

by Douglas Dimmadome October 25, 2019

Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.

Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009