curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

Midget

A very short person that’s real name is Cerys, this person often has a bad attitude and can’t handle there drink

Oh no it’s midget don’t let her drink any alcohol

by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022

Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...

Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*

by Dog............... March 9, 2022

Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022

mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.

Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.

by Yaboy9898 November 10, 2020