wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

midget

someone who's small (shorter than you) and annoying

you're such a midget

oh midget (Can also be used as a nickname)

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 5, 2017

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020

Midget

A short skinny light skin boy.
Many know as Joshua/Josh

Joshua is a midget

by Noahfromthepoet October 27, 2023

Midget

A midget is a person of the name Amelia Wallace

Man you are such a midget

by anonymous April 21, 2022

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021