lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan June 16, 2012

Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.

"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."

by Big dick doc June 21, 2025

Lazy

Someone who is unwilling to do anything except fuck with their boyfriend

The Fink is incredibly lazy

by CatlikeCake July 25, 2022

Lazy

Abby

Abby is the laziest person in the world
Abby is so lazy

by CCampbell April 22, 2017

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023