shit legs

Anyone who is lazy as shit and can't move one leg in front of the other for fear of over exertion. Kodak and Heidelberg workers suffer from this the most. If you have checked how lousy they are doing, you can see why.

There goes that Pawlo Bezduch grabbing the newspaper to go take a shit and hide in the john for an hour, while I load four trailers- that fucking SHIT-LEG!!

by Pete Helfrich May 14, 2004

crazy legs

Crazy Legs refers to a girls whose legs are the longest, skinniest, ugliest, most grotesque, awkward stick looking figures on the planet. Chances are if you see a girl with crazy legs she is the ugliest person you've ever seen, and just the sight of her envokes a feeling of naseua.

Wow, look at crazy legs, she is just so obscenely ugly.

Hey look, there is Crazy Legs, shall we shoot her with our spear guns?

by CrozLogsHater April 5, 2005

sheep legs

legs that are very sheep like in shape and structure

did you see that girl nicole over there, she's got some nice sheep legs man

by naizoegarak aram May 26, 2011

Jello Legs

When a woman's legs are so fat they become floppy and bouncy like Jello.

Mary ate so much McDonalds as a child she now has Jello Legs.

by bJt August 7, 2012

travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

Bunyan Legs

First used in London in 2008 the phrase was coined by a joint collaboration of Australian, English and Scottish experts to describe a woman of stocky build. Far from being a demeaning comment it describes a woman with solid or muscular legs who, though not the traditional proportions of a super-model, would still be considered attractive to a certain demographic of the male population.

Guy one: "Hey, check her out"
Guy two: "Nah, she's got Bunyan legs"

by Ahorny14u May 20, 2008

prickly legs

When you shave your legs and the hairs feel like catus needles when you rub them

Girl: did I shave my legs good?
BFF: Nah, you got them prickly legs
Girl: Your right, feels like a catus

by Lexi362004 April 18, 2016