kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

knock off a slice

To have casual sex with

"I'd like to knock off a slice of that bitch!"

by Otiam Ness August 27, 2007

knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.

1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.

by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008

Knuckle one off

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!

by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

kneegrowth

Cover-up word used in place of negro. Refers to a person of African descent. Not really any more morally acceptable than negro, but that's okay.

Probably originated from the joke 'why are black people so tall?' - 'Because they're negroes (their knee grows)'

"You see that kneegrowth over there? I bet he's great at basketball"

- "What?"

by Skinnybit December 20, 2010

knippy

the mark created during the act of sexually stimulating another individual's hip with your knee, creating a bruise

Oh my god, Phil! That is a huge knippy! Did Grace give that to you last night?

by not your average hickey July 22, 2011

Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.

Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks

by Greek25 May 14, 2012