R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

Kelly-Anne

The sexiest MILF you'll ever meet.

Damn, Kelly-Anne is a mother id like to fuck.

by mamaaa March 4, 2009

Bethany Kelly

A creature that until recently was ginger. It is basically one little BOO YAH whore.

Bethany Kelly <3

by Muhahaha167784er5 January 3, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.

Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.

by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019

kelly

kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.

Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

by momma's boy grown all up February 14, 2010

Kelly

A lying cry baby she'll tell your best friends about stuff that never even happened. She'll lead you to think she's cool then, out of nowhere MEGA BITCH! She doesn't care how but, she wants her way. She's a flirtatious slut that has a horrible taste in style. If she makes a avatar it's always the UGLIEST thing. She's also an annoying scene kid. (:

"Have you seen Kelly?"
Yeah she's over there being ugly and annoying. :)

by whowutwhenwherewhy May 9, 2011

Kelly

Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.

Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"

by Helpme1987 March 6, 2011