The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.
'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'
by Glen's powerpuff girl January 7, 2014
Get the Glen Joseph Powermug. "Did you hear Noah Joseph Osborne Today, he wouldn't shut up about Resident Evil again",
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by Massive Fan of Women May 27, 2022
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by YIKES SCOOB THIS SOME GOOD LSD October 5, 2020
Get the Joseph Morgan Berthelsmug. Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
Get the Saint Joseph Crumbsmug. by evil maknae jungkook March 28, 2023
Get the Joseph Gordon-Levittmug. This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.
by Will winks July 20, 2016
Get the daniel vs josephmug. Paul Joseph Watson, also known by his initials PJW, is a British wanker and far-right soyboy that says and does a lot of dumb shit, including but not limited to:
- Working at InfoWars and being Alex Jones' bitch
- Constantly praising and defending misogynist rapist Andrew Tate
- Thinking white people are oppressed
- Denying climate change
- Being an anti-masker and anti-vaxxer during the COVID pandemic
- Spreading fake news
- Being British
- Being cuntish towards minority groups
- Being especially cuntish towards Arabs and Muslims
- Thinking he is an alpha male
And the list goes on...
- Working at InfoWars and being Alex Jones' bitch
- Constantly praising and defending misogynist rapist Andrew Tate
- Thinking white people are oppressed
- Denying climate change
- Being an anti-masker and anti-vaxxer during the COVID pandemic
- Spreading fake news
- Being British
- Being cuntish towards minority groups
- Being especially cuntish towards Arabs and Muslims
- Thinking he is an alpha male
And the list goes on...
by FuckVladimirPutin February 11, 2023
Get the Paul Joseph Watsonmug.