Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

johnson tingle

when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed

Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch

by 69420lol March 19, 2022

Clay Johnson

When one’s hands are very voluptuous

Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

Visa Johnson

Visa Johnson is your mom 🤠🤠

whats your moms name? Visa Johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠

Whats your moms name? Visa johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Trevor Johnson

Just a nigga tryna get his bag up who was medically diagnosed with a micro penis

"Trevor Johnson has the smallest wiener i've ever seen"
"Yeah ong 100 pimp"

by Tmnich November 10, 2020

Dan Johnson

Worst car salesman ever

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.

by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020