Jasper

jasper is the weird kid of the group. no matter what he says, he doesnt have a cock. he is a cockless furry

"hey who is that? "
"oh pay no mind to him,"
"but he is meowing..."
"he is just being jasper."

by Ciel_thegirlboss July 13, 2022

chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 7, 2008

Batwing Jumper

Pretty much a fashionable poncho

I look pretty hot in my Batwing Jumper, I hope no one realizes its actually a non-water proof poncho!

by James -_- March 29, 2010

sack jumper

def.1: a person whos constintly on you about everything in terms on ur sack meaning on ur back in a annoying way.

Def. 2: a male or female who has sex with more then 1 person. in terms having sex with different people on different days

ex.1: yo hope of my sack man.. you sack jumper

ex.2: i heard your girls a sack jumper.. shes sleep with everyone in town.

by rbskillz March 1, 2011

Track Jumper

A person or group who intentionally announce an industry news story after that particular 'train' has left the platform. Hence too late to get on the train, so he/she jumps onto the tracks.

That story was announced over two weeks ago - he's such a Track Jumper!

by LivewireSEO June 17, 2011

ass-jammery

The ancient tradition of loading up a donkey with gifts and sending it out across the desert.

The ancient Egyptians looked forward to the annual ass-jammery.

The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.

by Katherkath January 1, 2012

movie jumper

A person who after watching a movie in one theater, goes into another without paying.

"Why are those people going into another theater?"
"Oh. They're probably movie jumpers"

by Moo Vie Jumpur December 8, 2013