Jake Paul

a hypocrite ass YouTuber you doesn’t give two flying fucks for his fans. Also known as The Logan Paul’s brother.

I’m a Jake Pauler!
Me: go fuck your self

by Fuckjakepaul October 30, 2017

jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 11, 2006

Jake

Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.

Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.

by JenMatrixx December 4, 2013

Jake Leg

1. A term to call someone who is an idiot.
2. A term to call someone who has messed something up.
3. A term to call someone who isn't paying attention or who is dumb

Also see dumbass.

1. You jake leg you tryed to steal a cop car?!
2. Why in the hell did you break my CD?! YOU JAKE LEG!
3. Are you listening? Hello? Jake leg...

by Teeloh October 11, 2006

Jake

Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.

'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'

by miss.mowor March 3, 2009

Jake

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.

Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.

by Shealeigh November 1, 2014

jake pfeiffer

to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question

You are being a jake pfeiffer not taking me to the movies

by only god knows why July 31, 2016