haley jones 

Sassy, loving and very shy. Normally brunette who is extremely pretty.like stunningly beautiful! She tends to date Shawn's who are independent and with brown hair with more then one color in there eyes. She has a heart of gold but you gotta be the right person to get to it. She's fun and loves play fighting

Haley jones is always so sassy

haley jones by spiker312 May 21, 2014

tia jones 

tia jones- Tia Jones stands for the baddest bitch of them all, if one is named Tia Jones she is always on her grind curving white boys and only dating niggas.

Who is that baddie over there?!

Ohhh that's my girl... TIA JONESS

tia jones by Silumhay March 22, 2017

Mitchell Jones 

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.

Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.

Mitchell Jones by Robert is second best! July 29, 2020

Spokker Jones 

Bullshit.
Lies.

Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.

You're full of Spokker Jones!

Spokker Jones by Blorgon September 26, 2004

mike jones 

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack

mike jones by westside fo life August 14, 2006

Dirty Jones 

The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.

Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.

As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.

Dirty Jones by A C E March 26, 2008

Vinnie Jones 

Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.

Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?

Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.

Vinnie Jones by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005