Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Nice and easy

To perform an action in slow, careful, gentle, or tenderly way.

"She stroked my cock nice and easy"

by Nadinelrobles February 7, 2018

EASY!!!!

WHAT YOU SAY AFTER YOU FINISH A BATTLE ROUND

I'm the best rapper in the world EASY!!!!

by Mr Entertainment November 1, 2020

Easy

Easy means to laugh at something dumb or weird

She was acting so weird so I said to her easy
She said Obama was the president of her world, easy

by Bentil cobby Essuman December 25, 2020

easy

The smartnes test obby

Carl: Bro the smartnes test obby is so easy
A sane person: What?

by stupididiotdumdum December 29, 2020

Easy Company

The 101st division that was also in a famous show, Band of Brothers. They have their infamous tradition of, "Getting shot in the ass". They also have hate towards former captain, Herbert Sobel. Reason for this is because Sobel doesn't know any of the military tactics and he is a coward. So pretty much, they made the right decision to get him kicked out or they would've been fucked. But overall, they won World War 2 like obviously, if it weren't for Captain Winters. RESPECT!!!

Buck: Where did you got shot?
Robert: I got shot in the ass sir!!! Sorry sir!!!
Easy Company, Band of Brothers

by DiscoMan2006 February 9, 2021

Easy blood

Easy blood is someone who is cool or easy to get along with

That bro. Is easy blood.

What’s up easy blood.

by Lexdion February 25, 2021