shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

by thenipplehound November 19, 2011

Shoe Hand

When something bazaar or unusual just happened.

Something you weren't expecting.

When you're at a stop sign and a car on a perpendicular road speeds across, and smashes into something like a school bus.

or

This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.

by Menalaghalaghalaghalagha November 10, 2010

Spider hand

a spider hand is when somebody thinks there a big man and does the "ten man walk" really badly. And there hand looks like there about to shoot a web out of it like spiderman.

Boy 1- 'Dude wtf are you doing with your hand?!'
Boy 2- 'Nothing man im just walking'
Girl- 'I know he has serious spider hand'

by Bangbuddie of thee spiderhand April 13, 2009

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

sacred hand

a hand that has been stuck down james lobbans pants

i have a sacred hand

by candace grace February 28, 2004

Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.

Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.

by Vexillum April 26, 2011