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Guatemalan confetti

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Gliterally

what if your weed is just oregano sprinkled w glitter- glitteraly
i gliterally can’t believe my dealer sold me this shit
by Lil Kibbz May 8, 2021
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Gite

Hey man, wanna go on a gite?
by Kerpo May 18, 2021
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Gritell

You're a persevering person. No matter how life gives you a hard time you still get up on your feet. You strive to be someone better in silence and you draw your strength from your inspiration. You are an inspiring person, you do things in your own method and people don't seem to see how good you are, but you know yourself better than anyone else, so live to be "YOU" and know that you should accept yourself before someone could accept you.
Gritell has always been misunderstood, but his family knows him so well.
by Momo04 June 8, 2021
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Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
by See_dub_ya June 27, 2021
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