Grapevine

Quite possibly the worst town on the face of the Earth. Known for it's large minority population and inhabitants who serve no purpose to the world around them. The average income of Grapevine sits at around $10,000. Parents hate their children and vice-versa. This problem only compounds Grapevine's many other problems. The crime rate in Grapevine is the highest in the state of Texas and property values are at an all time low due to the fact that there are few homes but many trailer parks and apartment complexes.

Jesse (Grapevine youth): "Hey, you want to go get high?"
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."

by GrapevineSucks March 7, 2008

grapes

another word for weed infront of your parents

"dude lets go eat some grapes"

by POPPINJONNY October 6, 2008

Grapeing

The act of groping and raping at the same time

Alexis grabs Becca's boobs

Becca: "stop grapeing me!"

by Lexxx! January 19, 2008

grape sex

An instant where one inserts penis into grape

I just saw grape sex

by goat penis December 27, 2016

The Grapes of Wrath

When one places one's sweaty testicles on an unsuspecting person's face, eyes, chin, mouth, forehead or any other part of the face.

I gave this dumb chick The Grapes of Wrath last night after I was steaming them up in my pants.

by Keith J. Johnson January 16, 2009

Grape Drank

A delicious mixture of grape soda (usually Grapette) and rum (usually Captain Morgan). Invented by an Aeronautical and Astronautical Engineering student at the West Lafayette, Indiana campus of Purdue University. Rum can be substituted with vodka or other alcohol depending on what is available. Typically tastes like Grape Otter Pops or Robatussin, depending on the person.

Dillon: Hey Sam, what the hell is this drink called? It's DELICIOUS!

Sam: It's called Grape Drank. I invented it yesterday.

Dillon: What's in it?

Sam: Grape soda and Captain Morgan.

Dillon: Damn, this is good.

by sabresfan3935 July 23, 2009

Grape

Grope+Rape=Grape The act of groping and raping someone. The act of attacking, laying on the floor, and reaching down the shirt of a girl in persuit of an Uno card. The total disregard of a female's rights while reaching down a girl's shirt for an Uno card.

Cindy and I graped Stefanie after school today when she hid the red 3 Uno card down her shirt. Eventually we got it, but the corner was bent."

by First Time Graper November 18, 2009