silly goose

A term programmed briefly by moderators of forum sites such as thedilly to replace any input of the pejorative "n***er" on a thread.

"He's my silly goose."
"Me and my silly geese."

by brumidi May 28, 2008

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

by Shitty McFondler May 23, 2006

grey goose

to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.

I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!

by serarg January 22, 2007

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 02, 2004

Boiled Goose

When a guy pours boiling hot water on a girl's pussy, and proceeds to eat her out.

"Kevin is such a good lover, last night he gave me a boiled goose!"

by Stomach Virus January 08, 2012

goose grease

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

by alex barcenas September 01, 2004