Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.
I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?
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Get the Goontroconvulsive Therapy mug.Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.
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The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.
I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis
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“I have been gooning”
“since?”
“may.. may 2022”
“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”
“I have been gooning”
“since?”
“may.. may 2022”
“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”
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Get the Goontosis mug.When you are gooning/edging for an extended or long amounts of time you will enter a state called “Goontosis”. It is a really hypnotic event making time go faster or slower it is different for everyone. After you are in “Goontosis” for multiple hours on end it will turn into a trance like state and then you will be able to continue in every day life but in constant pleasure.
Spencer “dude I went in to Goontosis last night, it was really amazing”
Jack “that would have been cool I want to try!”
Jack “that would have been cool I want to try!”
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