gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008

goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.

1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

by Kim January 15, 2004

Goofyfly

a cool smart guy with severe social anxiety , and major asshole to ladyhane but he cares about her tho

did you see Goofyfly's last post it was on hot !
yeah but he kinda offended Ladyhane.

by Pandatrash December 7, 2019

Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.

"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."

by InvadrJim April 16, 2023

Goofang

The act of shitting your pants while watching The Goofy Movie

After class, I plan to go home and goofang.

Nothing like a good goofang before bedtime.

by GlowingTalas May 21, 2011

goody putnam's babies

1. Derived from seven characters of famous play The Crucible- all dead. A fantastic explanation for unusual happenings or an answer to any question.
2. A well known song that everyone enjoys hearing because it's beautiful and famous.

1. Guy- Did you see that unusual happening?
Other Guy- It probably had something to dowith Goody Putnam's babies.

Guy- I have a question.
Other Guy- Goody Putnam's babies.

2. Goody Putnam's babies. Goody Putnam's babies!

by A handsome youth of few years December 27, 2011

gooey goo goo gaga

gooey goo goo gaga is elephant semen whisked up into a dough-like substance.

gooey goo goo gaga serves absolutely no purpose, but to look funny and smell like shit. also, it is extremely expensive

me- “yo whats up, Peje. i just bought 10 pounds of gooey goo goo gaga from the african government!”

peje- “save me some!”

by bigmanchad July 26, 2023