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east indian camel-riding goggles

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
by analBunny November 24, 2010
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Snow goggles

Thinking a girl is good looking in snow gear but looks like a snow monster without it.
"Snow goggles are killing me! I thought the girl I met was hot in all her gear. She looked like a yeti back at the cabin after she took her gear off."
by trotheus1 January 8, 2010
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Egg White Goggles

Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
This dirty whore was giving me head and I pulled out and gave her a pair of egg white goggles.
by The Erik October 13, 2006
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Gogglehead

A gogglehead is an organism native to rich and dense suburbian areas, specifically in bubbles (Irvine, Newport, etc.). Goggleheads are best described as a human-like looking animals with large black circles around the area where the eyes are supposed to be. The circles might have some slight variation in shape.
The first Goggleheads were first thought to start only with females. Observers saw the size of the black circles grow over a period of five months, and once it got large enough, they were declared a whole new species, Gogguleus Gigantius. Once adaption occured over all highschools, the species soon spread to middle schools and to mothers, specifically milfs. From there, the species spread to vulnerable males.
It all started as a curious and peculiar growth of a unique species, but as of late, it has turned into an uncontrollable epidemic, and in the eyes of the Department of Fish and Game, is a problem to the enviroment. To solve this, they have delcared an open season for Goggleheads.
"Don't worry about her, she's just another Gogglehead."
by Prashant October 16, 2006
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Afghani Goggles

Gay assed name for the Arabian Goggles!!!!!
Afghani Goggles!?!?!?! wtf???
It's Arabian Goggles, and it's going to stay that way
Who the hell invented the crap name; Afghani Goggles?
by macdaddy June 10, 2004
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oogle goggles

sunglasses to be worn by a gentleman who want to stare at a beautiful woman undetected.
David views a georgeous girl approaching his car. "Stop everything! Where are may oogle goggles? She is B E A utiful"
by David Michmer.... January 15, 2009
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desert goggles

To put ones testicles over someones eyes
'While I was doing your mom I gave her some desert goggles'
by Johnnie_FixdMedia February 22, 2007
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