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amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009
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blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.
by solaroil September 26, 2009
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Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.
yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs
by big boi plum boi March 13, 2019
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Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.
Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.
by DuckTummy July 29, 2020
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billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?
man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff
by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006
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Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"
Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating
by Lasting Image December 18, 2008
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goat poker

self explanatory
by steveo February 24, 2004
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