Band Geek

A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!

Band Geek: How come you don't join band?

Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!

by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011

Geek Queers

Geeky students who go to anime cons and watch sci-fi and are also gay. Often found at such places as the Literature LLC of Mills College etc.

person #1 "Those music girls are hella hot"
person #2 "yeah they are (makes Alice Through The Looking Glass referance)
person #1 "we are such geek queers"

by DemiGod Of Silence October 23, 2008

Geeking

Somebody done a bunch of speed

Look at that bia geeking over there, that hoe been cleaning for hours.

by Big G October 15, 2003

Geeker

One who obtains Geek-like qualities.

"Stop being such a geeker, guys!"

by JaMarku$ February 12, 2009

band geek

While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...

a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.

Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.

Omg that chick has sex every saturday with the tuba player! I wish I was a band geek...

by Just a Band Geek October 9, 2005

Geeked

Very happy to the point of extreme excitment or beyond. Or just a geeked mood, when you just feel out of it and you start acting geeked up.

I'm so geeked about this weekends show!

Dude, I'm so geeked today I don't know what my deal is?

by Samantha Peck April 27, 2007

Geek Incognito

The act of disguising to others the fact that one is a geek, nerd, dork, or any other group under the classification of loser, usually for the purpose of making friends or getting pussy.

Common usage usually dictates that the loser keeping Geek Incognito is at a party or other function with many normal people around, such as a gym, strip club, etc.

Geek Incognito is a common technique among Engineering majors.

Dude, quit talking about quantum physics or you'll lose your Geek Incognito! Somebody get me another beer!

by SpeedoMask August 10, 2003