Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.
James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.
James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
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A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
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Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
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