Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma

Grandma...Where do I start,grandmas are the Angel's of the world..they are the one that will always be there for Family,No Question, this lady will step up when a worthless daughter leaves 4 boys (all under 10) Grandma Waste no time but to offer ( HER EX SON IN LAW..WHOM SHE ADORES. TO LET HER HELP.)This lady without thought of herself moved 2 houses down and took charge while father worked to provide. Can you imagine What Kind of love GRANDMA HAD FOR THESE BOYS...ALL HER LIFE MAKING SURE THEY WERE CLEAN, FED SCHOOLED,,THATS MY DEFINITION OF GRANDMA.

Wow them boys are lucky they have such a person like grandma

by Nick Danger Brother January 14, 2022

Grandma eve e-lyn

#g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆

They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter

No I’m for real there were at least 2 grandma eve e-lyn they are davinci of disguises.

by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who does very inappropriate things

Damn! Grandma suzie be bouncing on that thing!

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.

After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.

by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022

Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.

*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!

by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023