The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
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During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.
“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”
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I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.
I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.
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