Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

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Floater

An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.

"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"

by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009

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Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

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Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

by the product September 6, 2005

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Floffy

Combo of fluffy and floppy that was recently used to describe the willow trees as depicted in Sim Animals

Also used to describe the hair style favored by gold-digging Dallas slut/snobs

"I think they fucked up when they made the willow trees as they look wrong... the branches are all floffy"

by Huck Newberry's Ghost September 20, 2009

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