Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

Hard faced

Strong features, homely, ugly face

His woman crush Wednesday is hard faced

by Classychick88 June 29, 2015

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Shady two-faced skank whore

1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.

A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.

2. A burrito with everything on it.

1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.

2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?

by Lola Flores December 29, 2010

shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.

Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !

by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006

Faced

facedthe act of telling someone off or completely humiliating them. could also be defined as disrespecting or putting someone down. use goes very well with sarcasm. usually followed by scratch moded.

Guy 1: Ive gotten way more pussy than you have dude.
Masta J Hotness: Yeah but you fuck cats you sicko, ooh faced!
Masta J Hotness: Scratch moded.

by Jimmy T February 3, 2005

Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.

"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"

by Deke762 July 20, 2008