Raptor fucked 

When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.

Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"

Raptor fucked by Winesday June 21, 2016

fully fucked 

When a situation gets out of hand and impossible to recover from.
Originated from: Sri Lanka

We have not released the freight and the last free day is today; this shipment is fully fucked.

fully fucked by Bigupzz November 23, 2016

3 kinds of fucked up 

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.

example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up

3 kinds of fucked up by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010

two buck fucked 

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.

Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?

two buck fucked by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked 

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012

Micro-fucked 

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

Micro-fucked by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

I fucked your Mom by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006