Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009

fosd

Falling Off Stool Drunk

Dude i got so wasted last night i was FOSD. yea man it was hard.

by Triconick December 27, 2009

Fossilcheese

Whatever the heck you want it to mean! Originated in Waterloo Ontario.

What the Fossilcheese are you doing!

Fossilcheese! My teacher gave me an F!

by hola im mexican May 22, 2010

Fostigate

to beat with a stick

i will fostigate you if you dont shut up!

by lucynyu101 November 7, 2010

Foshizzle

The word to replace any Verb.

I'm going to foshizzle! Be back from the track at say...5?

by Vidbro November 28, 2010

Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011

Foshizzle

Something that Snoop likes to say

Snoop: Foshizzle my hizzle in the nizzle

Everyone else: Shut the f!@K up.

by zachfess January 14, 2013